February 2012
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Show me a kid under the age of 12 who doesn’t have a stupid fucking name and I will show you my best surprised face.
At this point you could name your kid “Mary” or “James” and be called a radical.
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Countdown to Jean Dujardin being cast as the suave villain in a shitty American action film.
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Gabourey Sidibe: I feel real when I see myself on screen.
My Dad: You must watch 'Precious' a lot.
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“Is that Borax?” —My dad, seeing Sacha Baron-Cohen on the TV
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(Wrong Like Right): re: Five Women Directors that... →
leeraloo:
wronglikeright:
Five Women Director’s that Deserve Oscar Nominations for 2011 Films Plus Overlooked Performances.
This, but… what about Pariah and its director, Dee Rees? I haven’t seen it, but have heard that it’s awesome (supposedly much better than The Future) and…
No problem! Thanks for the consideration. It was really a great list otherwise, and a seemingly great...
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It’s super fun to get made fun of by strangers in the mall parking lot just because I have the audacity to be fat and carrying a Victoria’s Secret bag in public. YES, for your information, they do have things in my size at VS. S my D. You’re just jealous because I’m fat and still have more style than you.
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Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has...
– Rick Santorum.
The democrats are a massive homosexual orgy?
Interesting.
(via anticapitalist)
Does Santorum know that Woodstock is a town in New York state? It’s a pretty quiet town, actually, so this quote is just so funny. (via afunnyfeminist)
I’m pretty sure my sex life is way more...
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Sometimes I feel like I’ll never do anything useful in my life, and then I remember that Three 6 Mafia has an Academy Award, and I feel better.
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Sometimes when I’m getting ready in the morning, I like to pretend I’m the plucky heroine in a Disney Channel Original Movie.
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Pinterest: Tumblr for your mom.
hannahhorvath:
you know our society has a giant fucking problem when two boys in bed together gets a tv-14 rating and a parental guidance warning but a boy wrapping a belt around his neck doesn’t
Fucking for real. I don’t really get “triggered,” but that almost did it for me. I wish there’d been some kind of warning. I can’t imagine what it might have done to...
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Quinn was so determined to stop that wedding, she got in a car crash! This is the only explanation I will accept.
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FINALLY! A 30 Day Challenge I want to do.
Day 1 - Favourite Show Of All Time Day 2 - Least Favourite Show Of All Time Day 3 - Best Theme Song Day 4 - Worst Theme Song Day 5 - Favourite TV Character Day 6 - Least Favourite TV Character Day 7 - TV Show You Can Quote Best Day 8 - TV Show With Your Favourite Actor Day 9 - TV Show With Your Favourite Actor (Female) Day 10 - A Guilty Pleasure TV Show Day 11 - A TV Show No One Thinks...
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Things I've learned today:
ladyatheist:
1) How someone chooses to identify sexually does not concern you. They’re not forcing you to use the label so please stfu and stop telling people who they are. That’s for them to figure out.
2) There are many different types of oppression and they’re not all the same. Oppression varies from person to person, state to state, and country to country. If you try to make a direct...
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bomb girls: the male gaze and reading against the...
mswyrr:
We’ve got twin situations that Kate and Betty find themselves in. They’re both objectified by men behind cameras, basically. First there’s the man who photographs Kate. He’s packaging and selling her for the male gaze, right? Very explicitly. But that’s complicated by the fact that Kate only shines when she’s looking in Betty’s eyes — the sexy look that’s being sold to men is actually a...
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"I've got so many miles on Trans-Vaginal that I...
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SNL - Super Showcase, AKA that time when breaking ruled all.
If they hadn’t broken, this would’ve just been “Maya and Kristen talk in weird voices.” As it is, I laughed and then cried and then laughed some more.
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I must find and destroy all of Rick Santorum’s horcruxes.
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Sometimes I sit and cry because I will never create something as wonderful and perfect as “Arrested Development.”
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Dear politicians: I thought you were supposed to...
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